I found an old receipt and picked it up off of the end table. I held it up and asked the following. Me: Can someone please throw this away for daddy? Theodore: (without looking up, or pausing from his activity) Nope. Jacqueline: Mmmm hmmm. (Without looking at me or the receipt in my hand) Me: Thank you. Jacqueline: Wait! That's my receipt. Throw it away aaaafffftttteeeerrrr. Me: That's your Continue Reading...